Tja, tja bloggen! Här är lite live material från igår. Puss i ljumsken! /Gretchen
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
We are an extremely famous Swedish blog duo living in Gothenburg with the entire universe as our working field. Our goal is to educate the world about Swedish traditions that you won't hear from anyone else.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Fashion Show
Dear rest of the world.
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| Gretchen & Daniel at local fashion show |
This sunday we starred a fashion runway show here in Gothenburg, Sweden and we rocked the runway. All clothes and shoes comes from Shock so be sure to check out their web shop.
Aren't we fierce?
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Gretchen @ Shock
VIP-kväll på Shock med Lindmarksfinest och Gretchen
Do you feel the heat as much as we do?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Today's Outfit
Hi bitches!
Today's outfit is a pair of leopard-mesh briefs, with open sides. They are super fashionable and comfortable since the fabric is super thin.
I matched them with a pair of leopard sunglasses to make the look complete.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, Fab Life Sweden
Today's outfit is a pair of leopard-mesh briefs, with open sides. They are super fashionable and comfortable since the fabric is super thin.
I matched them with a pair of leopard sunglasses to make the look complete.
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| What do you think of this package? |
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, Fab Life Sweden
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Swedish religion part 2
Hey worshipers!
It's time for part 2 of our religion class. Last time you got to know about Odin, Thor and Freyja, and today we have three new Gods to tell you about.
Loki - was born a giant but died as a dwarf. He helped the Gods repeatedly and also performed minor chores in Valhalla but his betrayal was greater than Tiger Woods infidelity. He tricked the archer god, Höder, to kill the gay God Balder and therefor he was punished severely with snake venom in his eyes tied to some sort of equipment made of human parts. (Almost like what you can experience in any S&M club or suicide spa.) Swedes pray to Loki when they want clean spring water and clean and tidy homes, since he is the God of cleanliness.
Avicii - is the Swedish God of music. He performs all around the world, preaching his message about bromance and fading into darkness. He was born from his fathers ear, which has made him sensitive to sounds and that's why he became the God of sounds and music. Because of his sensitive hearing, he preaches us to fade all sounds and that it's better to hang around guys, because of their lower voices.(Women has such high pitch voices that it only hurts you more that it pleases you.) He is so famous that he even worked with ABBA in the Eurovision.
Carola - The wind Goddess. Sweden is a very windy country and that's because we have a crazy Goddess, that when every time she opens her mouth, something bad will come out. Due to her never being quiet, you can be sure of always feeling the wind in your hair while visiting Sweden. To enhance her powers, you will never catch her without her huge fans. The good side of her is that if you get captured by her lovestorm, good things will happen to you. This is however very rare. She is one of the few gods that is Invincible.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Fab Life Sweden
It's time for part 2 of our religion class. Last time you got to know about Odin, Thor and Freyja, and today we have three new Gods to tell you about.
Loki - was born a giant but died as a dwarf. He helped the Gods repeatedly and also performed minor chores in Valhalla but his betrayal was greater than Tiger Woods infidelity. He tricked the archer god, Höder, to kill the gay God Balder and therefor he was punished severely with snake venom in his eyes tied to some sort of equipment made of human parts. (Almost like what you can experience in any S&M club or suicide spa.) Swedes pray to Loki when they want clean spring water and clean and tidy homes, since he is the God of cleanliness.
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| Loki, Avicii & Carola |
Carola - The wind Goddess. Sweden is a very windy country and that's because we have a crazy Goddess, that when every time she opens her mouth, something bad will come out. Due to her never being quiet, you can be sure of always feeling the wind in your hair while visiting Sweden. To enhance her powers, you will never catch her without her huge fans. The good side of her is that if you get captured by her lovestorm, good things will happen to you. This is however very rare. She is one of the few gods that is Invincible.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Fab Life Sweden
Monday, May 20, 2013
Daily hit - Lana Del Rey ft. Avicii
Dear ass shakers!
This is a dream-collaboration between two of the most popular artists right now, Lana Del Rey and Avicii. Avicii is the God of music in Swedish religion, and travels worldwide to perform for those who can afford it.
Lana Del Rey showed up from nowhere and is now making all the gayers cry over her emotional lyrics.
We predict this song will be played worldwide soon at all the famous clubs and drunk people will take there clothes off and become temporary strippers. We love it!
Don't be scared if your panties drop by themselves, because this is some serious HOT stuff!
This is a dream-collaboration between two of the most popular artists right now, Lana Del Rey and Avicii. Avicii is the God of music in Swedish religion, and travels worldwide to perform for those who can afford it.
Lana Del Rey showed up from nowhere and is now making all the gayers cry over her emotional lyrics.
We predict this song will be played worldwide soon at all the famous clubs and drunk people will take there clothes off and become temporary strippers. We love it!
Don't be scared if your panties drop by themselves, because this is some serious HOT stuff!
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Eurovision Song Contest 2013 Final
Hello queens and trucker-dykes!
This past weekend was the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö and over 200 billion people around the globe watched it live on TV. Talk about pressure to do well!
The winner was the beautiful elf from Denmark - Emmelie the Forest. She sang about teardrops and Hooters which proved to be really popular amongst the gayers. We however don't really see why she calls herself a forest because she is merely just a grove. But we guess it's a PR-trick.
Our personal favorite was the son of Dracula from Romania - Cezar - who tried to hypnotize the audience with his extremely high pitched voice and glittery gown. Though he failed, we still love him and would very much appreciate if his designer contacted us immediately. And if Cezar himself has some time off, we'd love to do a photo-shoot with him, á la True Blood.
The Swedish people really liked the song from Greece because they sang about free alcohol. (Swedes love alcohol). We suspect it was a tribute song to our country, since the competition was held in Sweden (almost).
The greatest thing about Denmark winning the competition is that they can leave all the lights, props and staff in the arena till next year and therefor save a lot of time and effort. Malmö is namely considered more Danish than Swedish.
Who was your favorite?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
This past weekend was the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö and over 200 billion people around the globe watched it live on TV. Talk about pressure to do well!
The winner was the beautiful elf from Denmark - Emmelie the Forest. She sang about teardrops and Hooters which proved to be really popular amongst the gayers. We however don't really see why she calls herself a forest because she is merely just a grove. But we guess it's a PR-trick.
Our personal favorite was the son of Dracula from Romania - Cezar - who tried to hypnotize the audience with his extremely high pitched voice and glittery gown. Though he failed, we still love him and would very much appreciate if his designer contacted us immediately. And if Cezar himself has some time off, we'd love to do a photo-shoot with him, á la True Blood.
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| Emmelie the Forrest, Cezar, Alcohol is free |
The Swedish people really liked the song from Greece because they sang about free alcohol. (Swedes love alcohol). We suspect it was a tribute song to our country, since the competition was held in Sweden (almost).
The greatest thing about Denmark winning the competition is that they can leave all the lights, props and staff in the arena till next year and therefor save a lot of time and effort. Malmö is namely considered more Danish than Swedish.
Who was your favorite?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
Sweden rules the world
Dear inferior people of the world!
Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.
Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.
All of our Swedish Gods celebrated with the players last night so both Thor and Odin are a bit hungover today. (Read more about the Swedish Gods here).
You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.
Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.
Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.
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| Swedish figure skating team |
You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.
Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Daily Hit - Alexandra Stan
Musiclovers of the world!
Today's hit song is going to be a real hit on the clubs all over the world (even in Germany who are stuck in the "Schlager-era" still..!). The fabulous and sexy Alexandra Stan is serving hot beats like there's no tomorrow!
We have seen people dancing in the streets everywhere, to this particular song (well, at least us two...), and it's guaranteed to raise the party-mood at any occasion.
Take a look at this steaming hot video with "Alexandra Stan - All My People"
Today's hit song is going to be a real hit on the clubs all over the world (even in Germany who are stuck in the "Schlager-era" still..!). The fabulous and sexy Alexandra Stan is serving hot beats like there's no tomorrow!
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| Alexandra Stan |
We have seen people dancing in the streets everywhere, to this particular song (well, at least us two...), and it's guaranteed to raise the party-mood at any occasion.
Take a look at this steaming hot video with "Alexandra Stan - All My People"
Did you get as wet as we did?
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final part 2
Dear Eurovision fans!
Last night the semi finals part 2 took place in Malmö and I'm happy I wasn't there because I like to watch from the comfort in my own mansion.
Well Margaret Berger from Norway did very well and I really love that song but what really caught my eye and ears was the Romanian song, It's my life performed by Cezar in an amazing gown and with a high pitch voice that left little left to wish for in the entire competition.
Last night the semi finals part 2 took place in Malmö and I'm happy I wasn't there because I like to watch from the comfort in my own mansion.
Well Margaret Berger from Norway did very well and I really love that song but what really caught my eye and ears was the Romanian song, It's my life performed by Cezar in an amazing gown and with a high pitch voice that left little left to wish for in the entire competition.
Tomorrow it's time for the finals and I really hope Romania wins it all. It is the only song in the entire eurovision that we could send to intergalactic finals on mars and win. I mean look at the costume, listen to his voice and tell me he isn't an alien?
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel
Friday, May 17, 2013
Music Tips!
Hello Music Lovers!
From now on, we will daily put up a hot new song here, so you can feel the love and joy of hit music! Some songs may have been played on the radio in your country, but we don't really give a shit. It's still enjoyable!
So here is the first song by Akon & David Guetta, called "Change Comes". We predict it's gonna be a real smash-hit this summer (which has already started).
What do you guys think? Are you gonna dance real slutty to this? We know we are!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
From now on, we will daily put up a hot new song here, so you can feel the love and joy of hit music! Some songs may have been played on the radio in your country, but we don't really give a shit. It's still enjoyable!
So here is the first song by Akon & David Guetta, called "Change Comes". We predict it's gonna be a real smash-hit this summer (which has already started).
What do you guys think? Are you gonna dance real slutty to this? We know we are!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
The Swedish National Dish
Hi Happy Hippos!
I'm gonna share with you, the Swedish national dish.
- Tacos!
ALL the Swedes love tacos and is obligated to eat it on Fridays. So you can basically knock on anybody's door (on a Friday) in Sweden and they'll give you a little taco-treat!
Interesting fact: The Swedish word for "thank you" is "tack" because we thank our gods for making our national dish so tasty. Tack(os).
A really popular restaurant around the world is "Taco Bell", but here in Sweden we don't have a single Taco Bell restaurant because tacos should be prepared and eaten at home!! You need to cut all the vegetables and heat the bread yourself. Or it won't taste the same and therefor can't be called Sweden's national dish.
So, happy taco-day!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel (& Gretchen)
Congratulation Norway
Dear Dancing Dingos!
Today is a very special day for all the Norwegians of the world (this got nothing to do with vegans) because it's their 4th of July. At the same time as the Norwegians celebrate this lovely day, it's a dark day for all of us in Sweden. Norway used to belong to Sweden but then it became self dependent thru a coin toss or something similar. All was peace and everybody was happy until someone discovered that Norway hold one of the largest oil deposits in the world. Now Norway is a rich country and Sweden is only fabulous because of us. That's not fair.
Every 17th of May, I wake up, feeling empty and poor and all I can think of is how much insane shopping I could be doing if we never had set Norway free.
So happy birthday, Norway and well don Sweden...
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen (& Daniel)
Today is a very special day for all the Norwegians of the world (this got nothing to do with vegans) because it's their 4th of July. At the same time as the Norwegians celebrate this lovely day, it's a dark day for all of us in Sweden. Norway used to belong to Sweden but then it became self dependent thru a coin toss or something similar. All was peace and everybody was happy until someone discovered that Norway hold one of the largest oil deposits in the world. Now Norway is a rich country and Sweden is only fabulous because of us. That's not fair.
Every 17th of May, I wake up, feeling empty and poor and all I can think of is how much insane shopping I could be doing if we never had set Norway free.
So happy birthday, Norway and well don Sweden...
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen (& Daniel)
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Eurovision Song Contest 2013
Hello gayers and faghags!
Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!
I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!
So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.
All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!
Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!
Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,
/FabLifeSweden
Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!
I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!
So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.
All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!
Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!
Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,
/FabLifeSweden
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
A day to get drunk and have sex
Ciao party-people!
Today is yet another Swedish holiday called "Valborg" (pronounced: Vaal-borgh).
It's a day when you light up a huge fire to scare away pussies, drink as much as you can (until you pass out) and have sex outdoors.
Many people choose this day to lose their virginity in some random bush or behind a tree/car, with practically anyone who asks.
On this day, getting drunk as fuck is as natural as eating dinner..!
So, if you wanna experience some heavy partying and/or just lose your virginity, go to any Swedish town/park/wherever on April 30th.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel and Gretchen
Today is yet another Swedish holiday called "Valborg" (pronounced: Vaal-borgh).
It's a day when you light up a huge fire to scare away pussies, drink as much as you can (until you pass out) and have sex outdoors.
Many people choose this day to lose their virginity in some random bush or behind a tree/car, with practically anyone who asks.
On this day, getting drunk as fuck is as natural as eating dinner..!
So, if you wanna experience some heavy partying and/or just lose your virginity, go to any Swedish town/park/wherever on April 30th.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel and Gretchen
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Daniel works his magic
Hey weirdos!
I'm gonna show you something you've never seen before. Some serious mind powers going on.
Your mind = blown
Don't try this at home, kiddos!!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, FabLifeSweden
I'm gonna show you something you've never seen before. Some serious mind powers going on.
Your mind = blown
Don't try this at home, kiddos!!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, FabLifeSweden
Monday, April 22, 2013
Daniel's outfit
Hello homos, lesbos and other people!
This is a favorite outfit of mine from a while back. It's a pair of simple white boxerbriefs with blue mesh fabric on the sides. To make it more fashion forward, I chose to match it up with a white blazer, a baby-blue snapback and a pair of awesome sunglasses.
Don't I look amazing?!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
This is a favorite outfit of mine from a while back. It's a pair of simple white boxerbriefs with blue mesh fabric on the sides. To make it more fashion forward, I chose to match it up with a white blazer, a baby-blue snapback and a pair of awesome sunglasses.
Don't I look amazing?!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
Death Spa & Resort
Hi emo-kids!
In Sweden there's a lot of emo-kids, which they say stand for "emotional" but I call bullshit on that. One half are gay guys that want to use make-up and dress like a girl. The other half is suicidal teens, wishing everyday could be Halloween.
Now, not many people actually kill themselves because they:
A) Don't really want to, they just want attention.
B) They are too afraid to do it alone.
We have thought of a solution to this problem, and that is to open up a "Death Spa & Resort"!
At this spa, people can book treatments such as:
• Enema, so you don't shit your favorite designer undies when your last breath is taken.
• Broken-glass-jacuzzi.
• 800° sauna.
• Full body massage by Edward Scissorhands.
• Piranha hot tub.
Or if you're not the spa-type you can try the bar instead. They serve a variation of rat-poison-wine-coolers, cyanide-shots and acid-coladas.
Welcome to the Death Spa & Resort, soon in your hometown!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel & Gretchen
In Sweden there's a lot of emo-kids, which they say stand for "emotional" but I call bullshit on that. One half are gay guys that want to use make-up and dress like a girl. The other half is suicidal teens, wishing everyday could be Halloween.
Now, not many people actually kill themselves because they:
A) Don't really want to, they just want attention.
B) They are too afraid to do it alone.
We have thought of a solution to this problem, and that is to open up a "Death Spa & Resort"!
At this spa, people can book treatments such as:
• Enema, so you don't shit your favorite designer undies when your last breath is taken.
• Broken-glass-jacuzzi.
• 800° sauna.
• Full body massage by Edward Scissorhands.
• Piranha hot tub.
Or if you're not the spa-type you can try the bar instead. They serve a variation of rat-poison-wine-coolers, cyanide-shots and acid-coladas.
Welcome to the Death Spa & Resort, soon in your hometown!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel & Gretchen
Fab Life Sweden goes Dirty Dancing
Hi there, people of the world!
This is a short clip of us, rehearsing for the musical version of "Dirty Dancing". It was a great success and people loved us (of course). Feel free to share and comment, so that we might love you back!
This is a short clip of us, rehearsing for the musical version of "Dirty Dancing". It was a great success and people loved us (of course). Feel free to share and comment, so that we might love you back!
We look totally fabulous, we know.
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel, FabLifeSweden
Typical Swedish weather
Howdy bitches!
If you're thinking of going to Sweden, you might wanna know a bit about the weather here. Therefor we want to inform you what the typical weather report looks like.
Today we have a temperature between -10°C and +18,5°C. The sun is shining with a few clouds blocking it. There's a chance of heavy storms blowing in from the south and/or snow coming from the north. If neither storms nor snow comes, be sure to carry an umbrella because there's a huge possibility that it will rain and/or hail instead.
So if you're thinking of coming to Sweden, don't get fooled by cheap flight tickets, because you're gonna have to pay a lot extra for your luggage since you need to pack winter jackets, bikinis, umbrellas, boots, sandals, rain coats and electric blankets. 10 kg is not enough for that shit, you need to pay at least like $1000 in overweight fees.
Fika & Dalahäst,
Daniel & Gretchen
If you're thinking of going to Sweden, you might wanna know a bit about the weather here. Therefor we want to inform you what the typical weather report looks like.
Today we have a temperature between -10°C and +18,5°C. The sun is shining with a few clouds blocking it. There's a chance of heavy storms blowing in from the south and/or snow coming from the north. If neither storms nor snow comes, be sure to carry an umbrella because there's a huge possibility that it will rain and/or hail instead.
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| Typical Swedish weather |
So if you're thinking of coming to Sweden, don't get fooled by cheap flight tickets, because you're gonna have to pay a lot extra for your luggage since you need to pack winter jackets, bikinis, umbrellas, boots, sandals, rain coats and electric blankets. 10 kg is not enough for that shit, you need to pay at least like $1000 in overweight fees.
Fika & Dalahäst,
Daniel & Gretchen
Religion in Sweden Part 1
Dear followers!
Today we are gonna talk about the Swedish Gods. Unlike the rest of the world that only believe in a guy in a dress named Jesus, we have a God for every occasion in Sweden.
Odin is the leader of the pack (well you shouldn't call the Gods a pack but since we are so famous we have gotten permission to do this) and he always wear black, since it's the number one color in fashion. He has got only one eye so he is really a traffic hazard but he doesn't drive that much since his eight-legged horse can both run and fly faster than any Volvo-car. He is the God of war and that's why most Swedes are a bit violent. (This has got nothing to do with our drinking habits, like in most other countries.)
Thor is the god of thunder. He's got a huge hammer that he wields when the weather is bad. Most people doesn't know that he is the founder of the Swedish furniture company IKEA, since his hammer was the one to create the first book shelf ever made.
Freyja (aka Fracle (fashion oracle) and Kenza (Freyja)) is the Godess of fashion. There isn't a Swedish fashionista that doesn't try to keep up with the trends Freya creates. Design brands like H&M, Acne, Cheap Monday, Filippa K and WESC are all inspired by her immaculate taste.
To be continued...
Fika & Dalahäst
Daniel & Gretchen
Today we are gonna talk about the Swedish Gods. Unlike the rest of the world that only believe in a guy in a dress named Jesus, we have a God for every occasion in Sweden.
Odin is the leader of the pack (well you shouldn't call the Gods a pack but since we are so famous we have gotten permission to do this) and he always wear black, since it's the number one color in fashion. He has got only one eye so he is really a traffic hazard but he doesn't drive that much since his eight-legged horse can both run and fly faster than any Volvo-car. He is the God of war and that's why most Swedes are a bit violent. (This has got nothing to do with our drinking habits, like in most other countries.)
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| Odin, Thor & Freyja (Kenza) |
Freyja (aka Fracle (fashion oracle) and Kenza (Freyja)) is the Godess of fashion. There isn't a Swedish fashionista that doesn't try to keep up with the trends Freya creates. Design brands like H&M, Acne, Cheap Monday, Filippa K and WESC are all inspired by her immaculate taste.
To be continued...
Fika & Dalahäst
Daniel & Gretchen
Where have all the polar bears gone?
Hello world!
Today we celebrate the traditional polar bear-farewell-day. When spring comes to Sweden, all the polar bears leave the streets for hiding during the hot summer just like Anne Frank did hide from the germans during the Heimlich-maneuver-war.
We celebrate this very special day by racing on polar bears in the streets in every swedish town worth mentioning. Unfortunately this event is prohibited from photographing and therefor we can't show you any pictures from this massive spectacle. (We really tried to take some photos but a really old, smelly polar bear saw us and told the police. Our iPhones were confiscated and we are up for a trial in ten days. This must show how dedicated we are to share secret Swedish traditions to all you lovely followers around this tiny globe we plan to take over.)
Besides riding polar bears, we also drink a lot this special day. We always drink while celebrating something (anything) or just because it's a new day. It's our way of showing respect to the almighty Odin.
If you want to experience this holiday, you have to visit us in Sweden on April 22nd. We are available for a meet-and-greet if you let us know in advance.
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen & Daniel
Today we celebrate the traditional polar bear-farewell-day. When spring comes to Sweden, all the polar bears leave the streets for hiding during the hot summer just like Anne Frank did hide from the germans during the Heimlich-maneuver-war.
We celebrate this very special day by racing on polar bears in the streets in every swedish town worth mentioning. Unfortunately this event is prohibited from photographing and therefor we can't show you any pictures from this massive spectacle. (We really tried to take some photos but a really old, smelly polar bear saw us and told the police. Our iPhones were confiscated and we are up for a trial in ten days. This must show how dedicated we are to share secret Swedish traditions to all you lovely followers around this tiny globe we plan to take over.)
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| The polar-snitch |
If you want to experience this holiday, you have to visit us in Sweden on April 22nd. We are available for a meet-and-greet if you let us know in advance.
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen & Daniel
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Gretchen sings Abba
Hi music lovers!
In Sweden we're only allowed to listen to Abba when it comes to music, so here's me singing one of our national anthems. Enjoy and remember that sharing is caring so feel free to spread it to your friends like a whore spreads herpes during spring break.
A famous music producer once said that I've got a voice that can raise the dead. What do you think?
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Gretchen, FabLifeSweden
In Sweden we're only allowed to listen to Abba when it comes to music, so here's me singing one of our national anthems. Enjoy and remember that sharing is caring so feel free to spread it to your friends like a whore spreads herpes during spring break.
A famous music producer once said that I've got a voice that can raise the dead. What do you think?
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| Abba |
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Gretchen, FabLifeSweden
Friday, April 19, 2013
The Swedish national animal
Hello dear world,
How are you today?
I'm sure you are all dying to get to know more about the fab life in Sweden, so today we're gonna make you all happy, bitches!
Here are some facts about Sweden's national animal:
The national animal of Sweden is actually a gay horse, called a "Dalahäst" (pronounced: daala-hest). You can tell it is gay from all the extravagant color-patterns all over its body.
No matter what house/farm/park you visit in Sweden, you can be sure to meet at least one of these gay horses. Swedes absolutely LOVE them!
Many straight people collect miniature versions of the Dalahäst, perhaps because they feel a bit gay themselves and a Dalahäst is the only item they can have, that looks homosexual, without starting a rumour of being queer themselves. (because it's our national animal).
So, there you have it. Sweden's national animal, the gay horse - Dalahäst.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden, Daniel & Gretchen
How are you today?
I'm sure you are all dying to get to know more about the fab life in Sweden, so today we're gonna make you all happy, bitches!
Here are some facts about Sweden's national animal:
The national animal of Sweden is actually a gay horse, called a "Dalahäst" (pronounced: daala-hest). You can tell it is gay from all the extravagant color-patterns all over its body.
Many straight people collect miniature versions of the Dalahäst, perhaps because they feel a bit gay themselves and a Dalahäst is the only item they can have, that looks homosexual, without starting a rumour of being queer themselves. (because it's our national animal).
So, there you have it. Sweden's national animal, the gay horse - Dalahäst.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden, Daniel & Gretchen
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
I am Gretchen
Dear minions!
I'm finally here to enlighten you about myself. Since Daniel was first out, I consider him like a warm-up DJ before the main attraction: Me
I am a living legend in Northern Europe and since I'm not only beautiful, but smart and talented as well, I get a lot of different assignments around the globe. I'm foremost known for my DJ:ing skills but that is something I just do to make people happy (and poor, since I'm very expensive).
Since I work a lot in the celebrity business, I try to always look my best and coolest. I love fashion since the day i shot my first polar bear and made a thong of its' fur. Ever since that day, I have an urge to get dressed every single day. How many of you can say that?
On this page me and the naked one (Danny), will teach the world about swedish celebrity life style and traditions, Like little frogs, Valkyrie burning, polar bear racing day and a lot of other things.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Gretchen
I'm finally here to enlighten you about myself. Since Daniel was first out, I consider him like a warm-up DJ before the main attraction: Me
I am a living legend in Northern Europe and since I'm not only beautiful, but smart and talented as well, I get a lot of different assignments around the globe. I'm foremost known for my DJ:ing skills but that is something I just do to make people happy (and poor, since I'm very expensive).
Since I work a lot in the celebrity business, I try to always look my best and coolest. I love fashion since the day i shot my first polar bear and made a thong of its' fur. Ever since that day, I have an urge to get dressed every single day. How many of you can say that?
On this page me and the naked one (Danny), will teach the world about swedish celebrity life style and traditions, Like little frogs, Valkyrie burning, polar bear racing day and a lot of other things.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Gretchen
Photoshoot Sneak Peak
Hello, hi stalkers!
Today I had a great photoshoot with a famous Swedish photographer. His name is Jonas Norén and he has shot a lot of hot people, now including me!
I looked super-sexy and he sure did a good job pushing his button. You know, on the camera...
I truly felt like the star I am.
Now I really need some beauty sleep, getting tattooed tomorrow. Again.
In the meantime, you can enjoy these "behind the scenes"-shots. Sexy, huh?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
Today I had a great photoshoot with a famous Swedish photographer. His name is Jonas Norén and he has shot a lot of hot people, now including me!
I looked super-sexy and he sure did a good job pushing his button. You know, on the camera...
I truly felt like the star I am.
Now I really need some beauty sleep, getting tattooed tomorrow. Again.
In the meantime, you can enjoy these "behind the scenes"-shots. Sexy, huh?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
Monday, April 15, 2013
Underwear love
Hi fans!
This is Daniel writing, as you might understand since there's a picture of me.
I thought an underwear pic would be the perfect way to lose this blog's virginity.
The picture is from a photoshoot I did for "Toot" underwear. They just don't know about it. But that doesn't bother me. I'm hot.
Anyway, they are very comfortable and the design is really trendy, which is always an important thing to think about when you buy new underwear. Looks and design is actually more important than comfort (duh) and that doesn't just apply to underwear, but any kind of clothing or accessory. Take notes!
What do you guys think?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
This is Daniel writing, as you might understand since there's a picture of me.
I thought an underwear pic would be the perfect way to lose this blog's virginity.
The picture is from a photoshoot I did for "Toot" underwear. They just don't know about it. But that doesn't bother me. I'm hot.
Anyway, they are very comfortable and the design is really trendy, which is always an important thing to think about when you buy new underwear. Looks and design is actually more important than comfort (duh) and that doesn't just apply to underwear, but any kind of clothing or accessory. Take notes!
What do you guys think?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel
Sunday, April 14, 2013
We are Fab Life Sweden
Hello Dingos!
We are Daniel and Gretchen and this is our introduction video and we hope that you will enjoy watching it just as much as we did making it.
To watch at youtube, FabLifeSweden Youtube
Fika & Dalahäst
/Gretchen & Daniel
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| Daniel & Gretchen |
We are Daniel and Gretchen and this is our introduction video and we hope that you will enjoy watching it just as much as we did making it.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Gretchen & Daniel
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