Friday, April 19, 2013

The Swedish national animal

Hello dear world,

How are you today?


I'm sure you are all dying to get to know more about the fab life in Sweden, so today we're gonna make you all happy, bitches!

Here are some facts about Sweden's national animal:

The national animal of Sweden is actually a gay horse, called a "Dalahäst" (pronounced: daala-hest). You can tell it is gay from all the extravagant color-patterns all over its body.


No matter what house/farm/park you visit in Sweden, you can be sure to meet at least one of these gay horses. Swedes absolutely LOVE them!

Many straight people collect miniature versions of the Dalahäst, perhaps because they feel a bit gay themselves and a Dalahäst is the only item they can have, that looks homosexual, without starting a rumour of being queer themselves. (because it's our national animal).

So, there you have it. Sweden's national animal, the gay horse - Dalahäst.


Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden, Daniel & Gretchen

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