Showing posts with label national. Show all posts
Showing posts with label national. Show all posts

Monday, May 20, 2013

Daily hit - Lana Del Rey ft. Avicii

Dear ass shakers!

This is a dream-collaboration between two of the most popular artists right now, Lana Del Rey and Avicii. Avicii is the God of music in Swedish religion, and travels worldwide to perform for those who can afford it.

Lana Del Rey showed up from nowhere and is now making all the gayers cry over her emotional lyrics.

We predict this song will be played worldwide soon at all the famous clubs and drunk people will take there clothes off and become temporary strippers. We love it!

Don't be scared if your panties drop by themselves, because this is some serious HOT stuff!



Fika & Dalahäst!

/Fab Life Sweden

Sweden rules the world

Dear inferior people of the world!

Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.

Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.

Swedish figure skating team
All of our Swedish Gods celebrated with the players last night so both Thor and Odin are a bit hungover today. (Read more about the Swedish Gods here).

You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.

Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.

Fika & Dalahäst!

/Fab Life Sweden

Friday, May 17, 2013

The Swedish National Dish

Hi Happy Hippos!

I'm gonna share with you, the Swedish national dish.

- Tacos!

ALL the Swedes love tacos and is obligated to eat it on Fridays. So you can basically knock on anybody's door (on a Friday) in Sweden and they'll give you a little taco-treat!



Interesting fact: The Swedish word for "thank you" is "tack" because we thank our gods for making our national dish so tasty. Tack(os). 

A really popular restaurant around the world is "Taco Bell", but here in Sweden we don't have a single Taco Bell restaurant because tacos should be prepared and eaten at home!! You need to cut all the vegetables and heat the bread yourself. Or it won't taste the same and therefor can't be called Sweden's national dish.

So, happy taco-day!




Fika & Dalahäst,

/Daniel (& Gretchen)