Swedish religion part 2

Hey worshipers!

It's time for part 2 of our religion class. Last time you got to know about Odin, Thor and Freyja, and today we have three new Gods to tell you about.

Loki - was born a giant but died as a dwarf. He helped the Gods repeatedly and also performed minor chores in Valhalla but his betrayal was greater than Tiger Woods infidelity. He tricked the archer god, Höder, to kill the gay God Balder and therefor he was punished severely with snake venom in his eyes tied to some sort of equipment made of human parts. (Almost like what you can experience in any S&M club or suicide spa.) Swedes pray to Loki when they want clean spring water and clean and tidy homes, since he is the God of cleanliness.

Loki, Avicii & Carola

Avicii - is the Swedish God of music. He performs all around the world, preaching his message about bromance and fading into darkness. He was born from his fathers ear, which has made him sensitive to sounds and that's why he became the God of sounds and music. Because of his sensitive hearing, he preaches us to fade all sounds and that it's better to hang around guys, because of their lower voices.(Women has such high pitch voices that it only hurts you more that it pleases you.) He is so famous that he even worked with ABBA in the Eurovision.

Carola - The wind Goddess. Sweden is a very windy country and that's because we have a crazy Goddess, that when every time she opens her mouth, something bad will come out. Due to her never being quiet, you can be sure of always feeling the wind in your hair while visiting Sweden. To enhance her powers, you will never catch her without her huge fans. The good side of her is that if you get captured by her lovestorm, good things will happen to you. This is however very rare. She is one of the few gods that is Invincible.

Fika & Dalahäst

/Fab Life Sweden

Eurovision Song Contest 2013 Final

Hello queens and trucker-dykes!

This past weekend was the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö and over 200 billion people around the globe watched it live on TV. Talk about pressure to do well!

The winner was the beautiful elf from Denmark - Emmelie the Forest. She sang about teardrops and Hooters which proved to be really popular amongst the gayers. We however don't really see why she calls herself a forest because she is merely just a grove. But we guess it's a PR-trick.

Our personal favorite was the son of Dracula from Romania - Cezar - who tried to hypnotize the audience with his extremely high pitched voice and glittery gown. Though he failed, we still love him and would very much appreciate if his designer contacted us immediately. And if Cezar himself has some time off, we'd love to do a photo-shoot with him, á la True Blood.

Emmelie the Forrest, Cezar, Alcohol is free

The Swedish people really liked the song from Greece because they sang about free alcohol. (Swedes love alcohol). We suspect it was a tribute song to our country, since the competition was held in Sweden (almost).

The greatest thing about Denmark winning the competition is that they can leave all the lights, props and staff in the arena till next year and therefor save a lot of time and effort. Malmö is namely considered more Danish than Swedish.

Who was your favorite?

Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden

Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final part 2

Dear Eurovision fans!

Last night the semi finals part 2 took place in Malmö and I'm happy I wasn't there because I like to watch from the comfort in my own mansion.

Well Margaret Berger from Norway did very well and I really love that song but what really caught my eye and ears was the Romanian song, It's my life performed by Cezar in an amazing gown and with a high pitch voice that left little left to wish for in the entire competition.

Tomorrow it's time for the finals and I really hope Romania wins it all. It is the only song in the entire eurovision that we could send to intergalactic finals on mars and win. I mean look at the costume, listen to his voice and tell me he isn't an alien?

Fika and Dalahäst!

/Gretchen & Daniel

Eurovision Song Contest 2013

Hello gayers and faghags!

Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!

I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!

So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.

All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!

Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!

Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,

/FabLifeSweden