Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Swedish Midsummer

Ciao bitches! 

This weekend is a Swedish holiday called "Midsummer", a two day celebration which consist of Midsummer Eve and Midsummer Day. Kind of like Christmas but without the snow and Jesus crap.

On this holiday, all the swedes leave town and go far out in the woods, mainly because all the pubs and shops are closed. In Sweden we can only buy alcohol at a particular shop, so the week before midsummer is chaotic at the alcohol stores. People stand in line for days to buy way to much beer and vodka. 

When we arrive in the woods, we crack open a beer and take a shot, and chop down trees to decorate our rooftops. We also make hats out of dead animals found in ditches. 

After that we eat raw fish out of glass jars and sing dirty songs. Between each bite, we take a shot, which results in people being more drunk than the average weekday. 

After "dinner" it comes naturally for us to dance exotic interpretive dances around a giant stripperpole that looks like an upside down penis made out of trees and flowers. 



As we do that, we also sing a song called: "Little frogs, little frogs, so funny to watch". To be a "frog" in Sweden is equivalent to being a whore. This particular holiday is the most common weekend to make babies with friends, strangers and/or siblings. That's why most swedes are born in March. 

But why do we celebrate Midsummer really, you might ask.

It's a celebration in honor of the liquor companies and making babies. That's what the giant upside down penis symbolizes. Penetrating the earth to create new life.

Beautiful, isn't it? 

Now take a shot, dance naked, make babies and have yourself a traditional Swedish week!


Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden 



Tuesday, June 11, 2013

New sex-trend in Asia

Hello dear world!

In the Swedish newspaper today, there was an article about a new sex-trend in Japan. Now, everybody knows Asians are both amazing and fashion forward, but they also do the strangest things, like throw babies on people and eat their pets. 

So this new sex-trend has made youths all over Japan cover their eyes. Literally. So, what could it be, that is weirder than the rest of the things Japanese people do?

- They lick each others eyeballs. 


It's supposedly a turn on amongst young people and has left a lot of them with redness and infections in the eye. 

In Sweden, we think that's bizarre and would never ever even think of doing something like that. We go straight for the ears. That's sexy.

Would you ever lick someone's eyeball, and who's eyeball would you wanna lick?



Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden 

Monday, May 27, 2013

My new favorite undies <3

Hi gayers!

I just got a new pair of Andrew Christian boxerbriefs, and I can easily say it was love at first sight. Then when I tried them on for the first time, I was floored. They feel sooo good! 



They are perfect for guys with huge packages, like myself. And because of that little pocket in front, I don't get that "balls-sticking-to-my-leg"-problem!

This Andrew guy is a pure genius! 

What do you think?

/Daniel, FabLifeSweden

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Daily hit - Stromae

Ciao lovers!

Today's hit song is from the group who made us all sing the words "Alors on danse" - Stromae.

They are back and stronger than ever, we think. This song is made for summer nights out and all the gayers are gonna twerk like hell!




Do you feel the heat as much as we do?

Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Today's Outfit

Hi bitches!

Today's outfit is a pair of leopard-mesh briefs, with open sides. They are super fashionable and comfortable since the fabric is super thin.

I matched them with a pair of leopard sunglasses to make the look complete.

What do you think of this package?



Fika & Dalahäst,

/Daniel, Fab Life Sweden

Monday, May 20, 2013

Sweden rules the world

Dear inferior people of the world!

Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.

Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.

Swedish figure skating team
All of our Swedish Gods celebrated with the players last night so both Thor and Odin are a bit hungover today. (Read more about the Swedish Gods here).

You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.

Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.

Fika & Dalahäst!

/Fab Life Sweden

Friday, May 17, 2013

The Swedish National Dish

Hi Happy Hippos!

I'm gonna share with you, the Swedish national dish.

- Tacos!

ALL the Swedes love tacos and is obligated to eat it on Fridays. So you can basically knock on anybody's door (on a Friday) in Sweden and they'll give you a little taco-treat!



Interesting fact: The Swedish word for "thank you" is "tack" because we thank our gods for making our national dish so tasty. Tack(os). 

A really popular restaurant around the world is "Taco Bell", but here in Sweden we don't have a single Taco Bell restaurant because tacos should be prepared and eaten at home!! You need to cut all the vegetables and heat the bread yourself. Or it won't taste the same and therefor can't be called Sweden's national dish.

So, happy taco-day!




Fika & Dalahäst,

/Daniel (& Gretchen)

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Eurovision Song Contest 2013

Hello gayers and faghags!

Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!

I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!

So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.

All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!

Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!

Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,

/FabLifeSweden

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

A day to get drunk and have sex

Ciao party-people!

Today is yet another Swedish holiday called "Valborg" (pronounced: Vaal-borgh).

It's a day when you light up a huge fire to scare away pussies, drink as much as you can (until you pass out) and have sex outdoors.

Many people choose this day to lose their virginity in some random bush or behind a tree/car, with practically anyone who asks.

On this day, getting drunk as fuck is as natural as eating dinner..!

So, if you wanna experience some heavy partying and/or just lose your virginity, go to any Swedish town/park/wherever on April 30th.

Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel and Gretchen

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Daniel works his magic

Hey weirdos!

I'm gonna show you something you've never seen before. Some serious mind powers going on.
Your mind = blown


Don't try this at home, kiddos!!


Fika & Dalahäst,

/Daniel, FabLifeSweden

Monday, April 22, 2013

Daniel's outfit

Hello homos, lesbos and other people!

This is a favorite outfit of mine from a while back. It's a pair of simple white boxerbriefs with blue mesh fabric on the sides. To make it more fashion forward, I chose to match it up with a white blazer, a baby-blue snapback and a pair of awesome sunglasses.


Don't I look amazing?!


Fika & Dalahäst,


/Daniel

Fab Life Sweden goes Dirty Dancing

Hi there, people of the world!

This is a short clip of us, rehearsing for the musical version of "Dirty Dancing". It was a great success and people loved us (of course). Feel free to share and comment, so that we might love you back!


We look totally fabulous, we know. 


Fika & Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel, FabLifeSweden

Friday, April 19, 2013

The Swedish national animal

Hello dear world,

How are you today?


I'm sure you are all dying to get to know more about the fab life in Sweden, so today we're gonna make you all happy, bitches!

Here are some facts about Sweden's national animal:

The national animal of Sweden is actually a gay horse, called a "Dalahäst" (pronounced: daala-hest). You can tell it is gay from all the extravagant color-patterns all over its body.


No matter what house/farm/park you visit in Sweden, you can be sure to meet at least one of these gay horses. Swedes absolutely LOVE them!

Many straight people collect miniature versions of the Dalahäst, perhaps because they feel a bit gay themselves and a Dalahäst is the only item they can have, that looks homosexual, without starting a rumour of being queer themselves. (because it's our national animal).

So, there you have it. Sweden's national animal, the gay horse - Dalahäst.


Fika & Dalahäst,

/Fab Life Sweden, Daniel & Gretchen

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Photoshoot Sneak Peak

Hello, hi stalkers!

Today I had a great photoshoot with a famous Swedish photographer. His name is Jonas Norén and he has shot a lot of hot people, now including me!

I looked super-sexy and he sure did a good job pushing his button. You know, on the camera...


I truly felt like the star I am.

Now I really need some beauty sleep, getting tattooed tomorrow. Again.
In the meantime, you can enjoy these "behind the scenes"-shots. Sexy, huh?


Fika & Dalahäst,


/Daniel

Monday, April 15, 2013

Underwear love

Hi fans!

This is Daniel writing, as you might understand since there's a picture of me.

I thought an underwear pic would be the perfect way to lose this blog's virginity.

The picture is from a photoshoot I did for "Toot" underwear. They just don't know about it. But that doesn't bother me. I'm hot.


Anyway, they are very comfortable and the design is really trendy, which is always an important thing to think about when you buy new underwear. Looks and design is actually more important than comfort (duh) and that doesn't just apply to underwear, but any kind of clothing or accessory. Take notes!

What do you guys think?


Fika & Dalahäst,

/Daniel

Sunday, April 14, 2013

We are Fab Life Sweden

Hello Dingos!

Daniel & Gretchen

We are Daniel and Gretchen and this is our introduction video and we hope that you will enjoy watching it just as much as we did making it.



To watch at youtube, FabLifeSweden Youtube

Fika & Dalahäst


/Gretchen & Daniel