Monday, May 20, 2013

Sweden rules the world

Dear inferior people of the world!

Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.

Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.

Swedish figure skating team
All of our Swedish Gods celebrated with the players last night so both Thor and Odin are a bit hungover today. (Read more about the Swedish Gods here).

You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.

Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.

Fika & Dalahäst!

/Fab Life Sweden

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