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Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Today's Outfit
Hi bitches!
Today's outfit is a pair of leopard-mesh briefs, with open sides. They are super fashionable and comfortable since the fabric is super thin.
I matched them with a pair of leopard sunglasses to make the look complete.
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, Fab Life Sweden
Today's outfit is a pair of leopard-mesh briefs, with open sides. They are super fashionable and comfortable since the fabric is super thin.
I matched them with a pair of leopard sunglasses to make the look complete.
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| What do you think of this package? |
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel, Fab Life Sweden
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Swedish religion part 2
Hey worshipers!
It's time for part 2 of our religion class. Last time you got to know about Odin, Thor and Freyja, and today we have three new Gods to tell you about.
Loki - was born a giant but died as a dwarf. He helped the Gods repeatedly and also performed minor chores in Valhalla but his betrayal was greater than Tiger Woods infidelity. He tricked the archer god, Höder, to kill the gay God Balder and therefor he was punished severely with snake venom in his eyes tied to some sort of equipment made of human parts. (Almost like what you can experience in any S&M club or suicide spa.) Swedes pray to Loki when they want clean spring water and clean and tidy homes, since he is the God of cleanliness.
Avicii - is the Swedish God of music. He performs all around the world, preaching his message about bromance and fading into darkness. He was born from his fathers ear, which has made him sensitive to sounds and that's why he became the God of sounds and music. Because of his sensitive hearing, he preaches us to fade all sounds and that it's better to hang around guys, because of their lower voices.(Women has such high pitch voices that it only hurts you more that it pleases you.) He is so famous that he even worked with ABBA in the Eurovision.
Carola - The wind Goddess. Sweden is a very windy country and that's because we have a crazy Goddess, that when every time she opens her mouth, something bad will come out. Due to her never being quiet, you can be sure of always feeling the wind in your hair while visiting Sweden. To enhance her powers, you will never catch her without her huge fans. The good side of her is that if you get captured by her lovestorm, good things will happen to you. This is however very rare. She is one of the few gods that is Invincible.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Fab Life Sweden
It's time for part 2 of our religion class. Last time you got to know about Odin, Thor and Freyja, and today we have three new Gods to tell you about.
Loki - was born a giant but died as a dwarf. He helped the Gods repeatedly and also performed minor chores in Valhalla but his betrayal was greater than Tiger Woods infidelity. He tricked the archer god, Höder, to kill the gay God Balder and therefor he was punished severely with snake venom in his eyes tied to some sort of equipment made of human parts. (Almost like what you can experience in any S&M club or suicide spa.) Swedes pray to Loki when they want clean spring water and clean and tidy homes, since he is the God of cleanliness.
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| Loki, Avicii & Carola |
Carola - The wind Goddess. Sweden is a very windy country and that's because we have a crazy Goddess, that when every time she opens her mouth, something bad will come out. Due to her never being quiet, you can be sure of always feeling the wind in your hair while visiting Sweden. To enhance her powers, you will never catch her without her huge fans. The good side of her is that if you get captured by her lovestorm, good things will happen to you. This is however very rare. She is one of the few gods that is Invincible.
Fika & Dalahäst
/Fab Life Sweden
Monday, May 20, 2013
Daily hit - Lana Del Rey ft. Avicii
Dear ass shakers!
This is a dream-collaboration between two of the most popular artists right now, Lana Del Rey and Avicii. Avicii is the God of music in Swedish religion, and travels worldwide to perform for those who can afford it.
Lana Del Rey showed up from nowhere and is now making all the gayers cry over her emotional lyrics.
We predict this song will be played worldwide soon at all the famous clubs and drunk people will take there clothes off and become temporary strippers. We love it!
Don't be scared if your panties drop by themselves, because this is some serious HOT stuff!
This is a dream-collaboration between two of the most popular artists right now, Lana Del Rey and Avicii. Avicii is the God of music in Swedish religion, and travels worldwide to perform for those who can afford it.
Lana Del Rey showed up from nowhere and is now making all the gayers cry over her emotional lyrics.
We predict this song will be played worldwide soon at all the famous clubs and drunk people will take there clothes off and become temporary strippers. We love it!
Don't be scared if your panties drop by themselves, because this is some serious HOT stuff!
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Eurovision Song Contest 2013 Final
Hello queens and trucker-dykes!
This past weekend was the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö and over 200 billion people around the globe watched it live on TV. Talk about pressure to do well!
The winner was the beautiful elf from Denmark - Emmelie the Forest. She sang about teardrops and Hooters which proved to be really popular amongst the gayers. We however don't really see why she calls herself a forest because she is merely just a grove. But we guess it's a PR-trick.
Our personal favorite was the son of Dracula from Romania - Cezar - who tried to hypnotize the audience with his extremely high pitched voice and glittery gown. Though he failed, we still love him and would very much appreciate if his designer contacted us immediately. And if Cezar himself has some time off, we'd love to do a photo-shoot with him, á la True Blood.
The Swedish people really liked the song from Greece because they sang about free alcohol. (Swedes love alcohol). We suspect it was a tribute song to our country, since the competition was held in Sweden (almost).
The greatest thing about Denmark winning the competition is that they can leave all the lights, props and staff in the arena till next year and therefor save a lot of time and effort. Malmö is namely considered more Danish than Swedish.
Who was your favorite?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
This past weekend was the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö and over 200 billion people around the globe watched it live on TV. Talk about pressure to do well!
The winner was the beautiful elf from Denmark - Emmelie the Forest. She sang about teardrops and Hooters which proved to be really popular amongst the gayers. We however don't really see why she calls herself a forest because she is merely just a grove. But we guess it's a PR-trick.
Our personal favorite was the son of Dracula from Romania - Cezar - who tried to hypnotize the audience with his extremely high pitched voice and glittery gown. Though he failed, we still love him and would very much appreciate if his designer contacted us immediately. And if Cezar himself has some time off, we'd love to do a photo-shoot with him, á la True Blood.
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| Emmelie the Forrest, Cezar, Alcohol is free |
The Swedish people really liked the song from Greece because they sang about free alcohol. (Swedes love alcohol). We suspect it was a tribute song to our country, since the competition was held in Sweden (almost).
The greatest thing about Denmark winning the competition is that they can leave all the lights, props and staff in the arena till next year and therefor save a lot of time and effort. Malmö is namely considered more Danish than Swedish.
Who was your favorite?
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
Sweden rules the world
Dear inferior people of the world!
Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.
Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.
All of our Swedish Gods celebrated with the players last night so both Thor and Odin are a bit hungover today. (Read more about the Swedish Gods here).
You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.
Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Once more, Sweden has proven to be the greatest country in the world. Last night the Swedish olympic team in figure skating with clubs and a puck won the World Championships. We out classed all other countries and left them in fear. The big final was against Spritzerland, famous for their cuckoo clocks and cheese.
Our Swedish vikings not only skated the best, they also looked the hottest and most fashionable of all the participators.
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| Swedish figure skating team |
You can send all your gifts and greetings to Fab Life Sweden, Gothenburg, Sweden as soon as possible so we can thank you in our blog.
Since we rule the world now it would be appropriate to kneel down when we meet. It's just common sense.
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Daily Hit - Alexandra Stan
Musiclovers of the world!
Today's hit song is going to be a real hit on the clubs all over the world (even in Germany who are stuck in the "Schlager-era" still..!). The fabulous and sexy Alexandra Stan is serving hot beats like there's no tomorrow!
We have seen people dancing in the streets everywhere, to this particular song (well, at least us two...), and it's guaranteed to raise the party-mood at any occasion.
Take a look at this steaming hot video with "Alexandra Stan - All My People"
Today's hit song is going to be a real hit on the clubs all over the world (even in Germany who are stuck in the "Schlager-era" still..!). The fabulous and sexy Alexandra Stan is serving hot beats like there's no tomorrow!
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| Alexandra Stan |
We have seen people dancing in the streets everywhere, to this particular song (well, at least us two...), and it's guaranteed to raise the party-mood at any occasion.
Take a look at this steaming hot video with "Alexandra Stan - All My People"
Did you get as wet as we did?
Fika & Dalahäst!
/Fab Life Sweden
Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final part 2
Dear Eurovision fans!
Last night the semi finals part 2 took place in Malmö and I'm happy I wasn't there because I like to watch from the comfort in my own mansion.
Well Margaret Berger from Norway did very well and I really love that song but what really caught my eye and ears was the Romanian song, It's my life performed by Cezar in an amazing gown and with a high pitch voice that left little left to wish for in the entire competition.
Last night the semi finals part 2 took place in Malmö and I'm happy I wasn't there because I like to watch from the comfort in my own mansion.
Well Margaret Berger from Norway did very well and I really love that song but what really caught my eye and ears was the Romanian song, It's my life performed by Cezar in an amazing gown and with a high pitch voice that left little left to wish for in the entire competition.
Tomorrow it's time for the finals and I really hope Romania wins it all. It is the only song in the entire eurovision that we could send to intergalactic finals on mars and win. I mean look at the costume, listen to his voice and tell me he isn't an alien?
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel
Fika and Dalahäst!
/Gretchen & Daniel
Friday, May 17, 2013
Music Tips!
Hello Music Lovers!
From now on, we will daily put up a hot new song here, so you can feel the love and joy of hit music! Some songs may have been played on the radio in your country, but we don't really give a shit. It's still enjoyable!
So here is the first song by Akon & David Guetta, called "Change Comes". We predict it's gonna be a real smash-hit this summer (which has already started).
What do you guys think? Are you gonna dance real slutty to this? We know we are!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
From now on, we will daily put up a hot new song here, so you can feel the love and joy of hit music! Some songs may have been played on the radio in your country, but we don't really give a shit. It's still enjoyable!
So here is the first song by Akon & David Guetta, called "Change Comes". We predict it's gonna be a real smash-hit this summer (which has already started).
What do you guys think? Are you gonna dance real slutty to this? We know we are!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Fab Life Sweden
The Swedish National Dish
Hi Happy Hippos!
I'm gonna share with you, the Swedish national dish.
- Tacos!
ALL the Swedes love tacos and is obligated to eat it on Fridays. So you can basically knock on anybody's door (on a Friday) in Sweden and they'll give you a little taco-treat!
Interesting fact: The Swedish word for "thank you" is "tack" because we thank our gods for making our national dish so tasty. Tack(os).
A really popular restaurant around the world is "Taco Bell", but here in Sweden we don't have a single Taco Bell restaurant because tacos should be prepared and eaten at home!! You need to cut all the vegetables and heat the bread yourself. Or it won't taste the same and therefor can't be called Sweden's national dish.
So, happy taco-day!
Fika & Dalahäst,
/Daniel (& Gretchen)
Congratulation Norway
Dear Dancing Dingos!
Today is a very special day for all the Norwegians of the world (this got nothing to do with vegans) because it's their 4th of July. At the same time as the Norwegians celebrate this lovely day, it's a dark day for all of us in Sweden. Norway used to belong to Sweden but then it became self dependent thru a coin toss or something similar. All was peace and everybody was happy until someone discovered that Norway hold one of the largest oil deposits in the world. Now Norway is a rich country and Sweden is only fabulous because of us. That's not fair.
Every 17th of May, I wake up, feeling empty and poor and all I can think of is how much insane shopping I could be doing if we never had set Norway free.
So happy birthday, Norway and well don Sweden...
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen (& Daniel)
Today is a very special day for all the Norwegians of the world (this got nothing to do with vegans) because it's their 4th of July. At the same time as the Norwegians celebrate this lovely day, it's a dark day for all of us in Sweden. Norway used to belong to Sweden but then it became self dependent thru a coin toss or something similar. All was peace and everybody was happy until someone discovered that Norway hold one of the largest oil deposits in the world. Now Norway is a rich country and Sweden is only fabulous because of us. That's not fair.
Every 17th of May, I wake up, feeling empty and poor and all I can think of is how much insane shopping I could be doing if we never had set Norway free.
So happy birthday, Norway and well don Sweden...
Fika & Dalahäst
Gretchen (& Daniel)
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Eurovision Song Contest 2013
Hello gayers and faghags!
Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!
I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!
So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.
All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!
Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!
Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,
/FabLifeSweden
Tonight is the first part of the most important event of the year for all the homos - the Eurovision Song Contest, semifinal 1 in Malmö, Sweden!
I, Daniel, will be tweeting live on our twitter account (FabLifeSweden), while Gretchen is down in Malmö, dj:ing her ass off and hanging out with the queen of Eurovision - Carola!
So, the Eurovision Song Contest is a sacred event for everyone who gays themselves (Swedish slang), and anyone who misses it can not be called a real homosexual or faghag.
All the Swedes feel really proud of Loreen who managed to bring the competition home to Sweden. Almost. We are a little disappointed though, that the competition is held in Malmö which is only part Swedish and part Danish. The people there speak fluent Danish!
Well, follow our twitter tonight at 9 pm CET! And don't forget to retweet, retweet and RETWEET!
Lol - lots of love,
Fika & Dalahäst,
/FabLifeSweden
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
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